Hello and welcome to My Country Lane:) Here are some funny jokes I recieved through email through a friend. I do not take any credit for any of these jokes and got permission from sender to post them on this site.
Here are some very funny jokes :) Enjoy!!
THE "PREDICTED" TOP TEN MOST IRONIC CELEBRITY DEATHS: 10) Ellen DeGeneres - Suffocates in the closet 9) Susan Lucci -Trips, breaks her neck while running up steps to accept anEmmy 8) Jenny McCarthy - Struck by a random thought 7) Frank Sinatra - Killed by Strangers In The Night6) RuPaul - Prostate Cancer 5) O.J. Simpson - Murdered by the "Real Killer" in an apparent suicide 4) Madonna - Exposure 3) Unibomber - Mail bomb returned due to "insufficient postage" 2) Al Gore - Dutch Elm Disease and the "Predicted" NUMBER ONE MOST IRONIC CELEBRITY DEATH1) Bill Gates - Falls out of a Window!
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It's a slow day for St. Peter, so, upon passing the entrance test, St. Peter says "I'm not very busy today, why don't you let me show you around?" The guy thinks this is a great idea and graciously accepts the offer. St. Peter shows him all the sights, the golf course, the reading room and library, the observation room, the cafeteria and finally, they come to a HUGE room full of clocks.The guy asks, "What's up with these clocks?" St. Peter explains, "Everyone on earth has a clock that shows how much time he has left on earth. When a clock runs out of time, the person dies and comes to the Gates to be judged." The guy thinks this makes sense but notices that some of the clocks are going faster than others. He asks why is that? St. Peter explains, "Every time a living person tells a lie, it speeds his clock."This also makes sense, so the guy takes one last look around the room before leaving and notices one clock in the center of the ceiling. On this clock, both hands are spinning at an unbelievable rate. So he asks, "What's the story with that clock?" "Oh, that," St. Peter replies, "That's Bill Clinton's clock. We decided to use it as a fan."