Hello and welcome to My Country Lane:) Here are some funny jokes I recieved through email through a friend. I do not take any credit for any of these jokes and got permission from sender to post them on this site.
Here are some very funny jokes :) Enjoy!!
As you have children, you should appreciate this - The other night my three-year old son and I had been through the regular nightly routine: story, prayer, hugs. Then as my hand slide down the light switch, "I want a gink." He can't say "drink" and I thought it was kinda' cute, "gink." But, I was firm. "You just had a drink when you brushed your teeth. Now it's time to go to sleep. At last the kids were all in bed. Peace. Silence. I sat in the best chair and begin to sort through the mail. "I want a gink!" from the darkness. "Gink" lost some of its cuteness."No water! Go to sleep!" Quietness reigned for at least 60 seconds. "Daddy, I want a gink.""Be quiet." "I want a gink." I knew how Moses felt in the wilderness with a million Jews all crying, "We want a gink." Gink was no longer cute. I yelled down the hallway into the darkness, "If I hear you ask for a gink one more time, if I hear one sound from you, I'm gonna come down there and spank you and I'm not kidding. Now be quiet and go to sleep!" It was as quiet as a tomb, not a sound. You could have heard a pin drop. It was so silent I couldn't concentrate on the mail. Then the still small voice of a child who smelled victory. "Daddy, when you come in here to spank me could you bring me a gink of water?" You can't keep a good man down! Dr. John Maxwell
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. = The bus driver said "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." = In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an = aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed = she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver = insulted me" she fumed. The man sympathized and said, = "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult = passengers. "You're right" she said. "I think I'll go = back up there and give him a piece of my mind." "Well that's a = good idea" the man said. "Here let me hold your = monkey"!